i cant believe 3/6 of the ortho OSCA was on paediatric conditions. i mean hello!? i know orthopaedics has a "paed" in it. but omg. this takes the dislike for kids to another level. i mean yes its my fault i didnt study much on paediatric ortho (i totally forgot) but freaking evil can. past years dont have so many freaking paediatric conditions.

kids are just so disgusting. (disclaimer - this really has nothing to do with the OSCA)

there was once during one of my GP classes, sharon phua posted us a question. when a mother saves her child from a burning building, can you call it as a true act of courage motivated by motherly love for her child? or is it more of an evolutionary instinct, cos the child contains her blood-line and must be saved to pass on her genes. of course, 99% of girls wish to become mothers, and they will tell stand on their chairs, tear their shirts and shout, "BLASPHEMY" and declare war on the person who made the second statement. On the other hand, i did consider both sides of the argument and i felt that an evolutionary instinct could be probable too. i mean motherly love is something so abstract and it could be actually an evolutionary instinct to save the gene pool and thats why a mother treats her child with such tender loving kindness. but then again, what say those single mothers who abuse their children? so maybe not really evolutionary instinct after all, since there are mothers who abuse their children - damaging the carriers of their genes.. okay i digress.

for now, i'll just address this question that most of my girlfriends post to me. MULTIPLE times. do you want children in the future? this is probably one of the most important things you must clarify with the other party before you get married. my answer? i find children and babies absolutely repulsive. rather strong term, but let me tell you, i dont have the patience to answer stupid questions like "why is the sky blue" and having to comfort a kid who cries for no apparent reason or does something stupid like play with knives. HOWEVER, that does not mean i will not have children if the need arises. Let's say its the end of the world, and im the only woman left to give birth and carry on the human race. i'll probably ask them to develop the freaking baby in a jar and leave me alone. hahaha. okay im joking.

thing is, if i ever get married.. and my husband/in-laws absolutely insist on carrying on the gene line, i probably will still get pregnant and give birth. epidural injections are a must. according to many experienced mothers, giving birth is the easy part. its the next 25 years of horror and heartbreak that is difficult. its really whether or not you think you'll be a good mother, and how you bring up the child that is important. i think ppl who ask me this question dont really think about raising the child, more of just having cute babies with chubby cheeks to pinch and watching them try to walk and totter around.

the main reason why i dont want to have kids, is cos i dont think i'll make a good mother, and i dont want to "cane" my children and make them do their assessment books and go for tuition classes, i dont want to force my children to excel and compete against their peers, and eventually through all this hard training, give my children a poor interpretation of a mother's love. its the difficulty in differentiating what you are doing for your ego as a parent, and what you are doing for the child, that puts me off. some ppl will definitely be good mothers, and those ppl should have kids. im not sure if i have the capabilities to teach a child, and be a good role model, and im just not prepared to have a mini-me following me around for the next 25 years. so there, thats my reason. so its not just cos i hate kids, i mean if i have my own children i'll probably love them much much. its just my side of the bargain.

anw enough of the serious talk, onwards to kid-dissing.
i do still find kids repulsive. i think im going to DIE in paeds posting.
the kids behind my house are really not helping my general impression of these mini-aliens who cry, run around and break things. im still hatching a plan to put a manufacturing defect in their trampoline, so one day they will jump jump jump and then "oof", cry damn loudly cos got humeral fracture. or wait, how about a epiphyseal plate fracture! argh. i kena tricked by that one. sneaky man. sneaky.

the ang mor kids staying in a RENTAL house behind mine are so retarded. (note the rental, cos even though they are tenants they think they own the neighbourhood and that everyone loves listening to their kids from 7-9 am every morning and 4-7 pm every evening.) regarding the kids, retarded. absolutely. (like 200x more retarded than normal chinese children.) can you imagine a divergent squint (eyes in 2 different directions) and drool coming out of the side of their mouths, and like a slight tilting of the head and the kids whacking themselves on their heads cos they are.. STUPID.

well, cant expect much from a boy who screams like a girl, and pretends to be a dog. wait.. dog and girl --> bitch. ahahaha. and the stupid thing is he ALWAYS cries and wails like a baby when he trips over his stupid legs and falls while trying to catch his sister. guess the age of this retard? 5 years. like hello grow some testicles boy. i have a suspicion he has agenesis of his man parts.

okay i must stop being mean to this boy. i mean what if he really has agenesis of his man parts. its like damn sad for him la! im feeling a bit more sympathetic to his moronic actions.

NOT.

those kids should be caged. and i am really going to do something about that trampoline.

-cheryl~*

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